Saturday, July 21, 2007

Tag-liatelle

There's been a tag fever on blogs lately, and people are kheenchofying on tags like nobody's business. My lists are getting as long as those durum noodles anyway.

This blogger is on a roll and the keeda in me is giving in! Actually, she called me decent and that was an insult! So I had no choice but to get my soul in order and go to confession too. The rebel that I am it wasn't in church, or with a pastor in the secret confines of a confession box, and not on Sunday either. The exhibitionist streak won out and here are the nitty gritties of my colorful life! :P

  1. I have 2 gmail accounts (as of now), 3 yahoo accounts, 1 hotmail id, 1 rediffmail id, 1 indiatimes id, I maildotcom id, and 1287, 69, 32, 870, 7518, 313, 13, 0, and 152 unread mails respectively. ARGH!!
  2. I'm a gaming addict. I can play online/offline PC games all night.
  3. I continue to have a crush on the members of this band I grew up listening to, although my admiration has gone beyond their music or looks now. Have learnt a lot from them over time. Have even met them a few times while stalking them at airports and backstage. Even went to a party for them hosted at the High Commission post the show! Got star treatment for being an international fan :P
  4. In school, I once lied to a group of Anglo-Indian girls I used to love hanging out with, just to get accepted into the gang. Told them my great grandma was an Anglo-Indian and they bought it. And promptly included me in the gang! Jeez. Its funny now, but also disturbing.
  5. I'm such a pack rat. I own too many things, be it clothes, books, jewellery, stationery, furniture, CDs, shoes, credit cards, hell even keychains! Sheesh.
  6. I poured a cup of coffee on someone's seat at work once. The guy is an annoying jerk. I had issues with his...errmm...strange tendencies—a habitual gold digger (if you know what I mean), scratching unmentionable body parts in public, and surfing porn at work (before he got warned)!! I couldn't bear him. Before I screamed blue murder (I couldn't muster up the courage to kill him with my bare hands 'cos that would mean touching him…ewwwww…gross!) so needed to vent my frustations somehow. Anticlimax to the wet seat though--next day he coolly put a newspaper on the seat and carried on business as usual. ARRGGHH x-(
  7. I was never religious, but always more spiritually inclined. As I get older, I find I'm actually losing my spiritual values and getting more materialistic. How weird is that. Life is all upside down, I say.
  8. I'm dying to dance with abandon at a friend's wedding to the funkiest dhinchaak Bollywood numbers, complete with jhatkas and matkas, kamar latkaake!

My confessions number far more than just 8, but the tag ends here :P

21 comments:

Unknown said...

YIPPEEEEEEEE!
GOLDDDD :D
Now lemme read n get back. As for number, 8 mein kya hoga? 80 toh likhte :P Ek zero ki hi toh baat hai ;) :P

Just Jane said...

LOL @ Rebellion's enthu at reading about my sins! :P Arre haan yaar, 80 toh easily aa jayenge, magar padega kaun itni lambi list :P main khud thak jaoongi likhte likhte, aur phir sinning karne ke liye tem nahin milega na! ;)

Unknown said...

Hmmm. Interesting but had less of masala yaar. I expected more spice ;) hehehe :P


LOL @ 1st point.
#6.. ewwww, gross! Sirf ek cup coffee se kya hoga? You should have poured invisible glue :-s
#7, don't bother. We all go thru such phases :)

Not bad but next time I want it to be more masaledaar haan ;) :P

Unknown said...

lolll. Baat toh right hai but its ok, you can write it in parts, reading ka you don't worry, everyone will be interested :P

As for sinning, acha hai na, isi bahaane thoda punya aa jaayega aapke a/c mein varna main jaungi heaven aur aap hell, acha nahi lagega na mujhe! hehehe :P:P

Unknown said...

Only if the seat wud have been soo wet to print the text of paper to his back. muahahahahaha. fulltoo majja wud come no? ;)

Just Jane said...

#Rebellion,
Spice it seems. Not for public consumption, I say! :P

Invisible glue--fundoo idea, man. Next time I'll take your advise :P
But there is no next time for confession tags--bleddy naansenz!

Unknown said...

he coolly put a newspaper on the seat and carried on business as usual.

ahahahhaahha!! wHAT AN IJJAT!

Unknown said...

and so you suffer from multiple e-mail id disorder. fun came to read this. now do my other one

ferret said...

i agree with rebellion, more spice needed here and tgfi you should make special rules for jane's tags, 8 is such a small number!!!
soo manny unread mails, who sends you these many mails,,, how many stalkers do u have!!!!
coffee on the seat, good hai! waise such annoying jerks are usually the big bosses, probably that's why they give them cabins to sit in :P

Just Jane said...

#TGFI,
Looks like you enjoyed reading slightly too much..hmmph. Send invite to you know what and I'll consider your silly tag :P

#Ferret,
Rules are rules! Obey and do your tag quietly :P Stalkers..haan yaar...need to do something about them...Rebellion ki invisible glue idea idea kaisi hai? :D This jerk is no boss yaar, just a pest x-(

Abhishek said...

A gaming addict? I have an Xbox 360 hooked up to a high definition tv lying in the house that I do not touch.

Thats a gross dude at work. I am sorry you had to pour coffee on his chair.

when are you doing my tag?

async said...

#8 i so understand that urge. The high that you experience dancing to funky bollywood numbers will give a run for money to any number of tequilla shots.Go for it, i say.

Unknown said...

u shlda come 2 my best frnds wedding... we had some dinchaak dancing!

Unknown said...

may b u will dance in ur own wedding... jab khud ka band bajega tab tu naachegi!

Anonymous said...

I waant to see that kamar-latka dance of urs.. :D

And I soooo love u for having poured that thing on his seat.. sooooo cool!!

Just Jane said...

#Shek,
I remember your tag yaar, will do sometime soon, don't fret.

#@$,
Your nick is so hard to type in!
Go for it you say, but where i ask? Are you getting married and inviting me? Maybe then I can fulfil my wish :D

#Iceman,
Wah! Khud ka band bajega it seems. But yeah, it will be fun dancing at your own wedding, wouldn't it :D

#CC,
Hehehe :P

Unknown said...

We all heard your confessions and we forgive you for them too :P

Now, UPDATE :P

The Soul of Alec Smart said...

Hey, read this one and the last few posts too. Very well-written and funny. Will be here more often :) Can I blogroll you?

burf said...

are you an exhibitionist?

Just Jane said...

#Rebellion,
Gee thanks. Sniff, I'm so touched by all the love and affection :P

#The Soul of Alec Smart,
Such a cool nick! :) Feel free to blogroll away, am honored!

#Burf,
Hmmm...good question, still trying to figure it out! :D

Arrowhead said...

Er...I could add three times as much to your list, dear.